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They Called Her Goldie :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 2 2
The Dancer
I saw him, Love, I saw him, Dear,
I saw the Dancer, did you hear?
The Dancer spun, the Dancer flew,
The Dancer danced as I used to!
He was in the room right at the start,
He was dancing first, he pricked my heart,
I watched him, Love, I watched him, Dear,
I watched him come to pull me near!
You know my bones, my brittle build,
You know my skin, thin and shriveled,
So the Dancer whirled us and I smoothed,
So the Dancer’s partner, her old joints soothed!
We danced for hours, our feet wore wings,
We danced on air, to violin strings,
The old folks stared, the old folks swooned,
The old folks clapped, the ladies mooned!
A marvel, Love, a marvel, Dear,
A marvel and magic I nearly fear,
When our dance died my flesh died too,
When our dance waned the Dancer knew!
The Dancer, my Dancer, he knew me caught,
The Dancer, my Dancer, he knew he’d taught,
I was a Dancer, you must recall,
I was a Dancer, ‘til you cheered my fall!
Now I must go, my red shoes on,
Now I must run, he play
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Sisters for Brothers by WTFWonder
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Sisters for Brothers :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 2 5
Dying in December
Dying in December should be impossible. Illegal by all laws of man and nature. December is the month when religions and those infected by their fervor decide unanimously to celebrate goodwill, love and family. The month, however frigid, is a time of jubilation. Giving to those we love and given gifts by those who love us. All is glitter and regal hues and music laced with winter’s tidings. Beautiful, joyful, lauded December. Not a time to allow death any room in our thoughts.
But death remains constant however the breath of the sky changes, whatever we hang on the mantles. Death is there, implacable. But it should not be. It should be somewhere else. Taking a leave, reserving itself for autumn’s vestigial plant life or treading some far off world where the inhabitants have no bond to the month, if they have such things.  December should be safe from mortality; a held breath under the ocean. It should be and it isn’t.
It’s easy to know this fact. Just as it&
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The Devil in Stuttgart by WTFWonder The Devil in Stuttgart :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 4 2
Brothers Again (lit)
Not for the first time she felt her heart go into an electric spasm. Her internal workings had been enduring a series of new gymnastic routines, dropping, knotting, turning to so much gelatin; and this from the infamous Black Widow. Later—if she lived to see a "later"—she would tell herself it was quite natural. After all, she was making a transition not only from espionage to warfare, but from the safe, sane boundaries of physical combat and gunfire into the mad world of metaphysics, superheroes and genuine gods.
It was a lot to take in under a week.
But if nothing else, the Black Widow was adapting as well as someone of her caliber ought to. She and Hawkeye—thank whatever God or gods allowed him to get his mind back—had been helping as much as two glorified assassins could help super soldiers, rage monsters, armored playboys and, again, to emphasize, gods. Aliens had been shot point blank. When the guns emptied she'd acquisitioned the invaders' own weapons and
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Brothers Again by WTFWonder Brothers Again :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 4 6 If Lady Loki was the Only Loki by WTFWonder If Lady Loki was the Only Loki :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 16 13 The Fantastic and the Fodder COVER by WTFWonder The Fantastic and the Fodder COVER :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 1 2 You and Me and the Devil Makes Three by WTFWonder You and Me and the Devil Makes Three :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 13 2 Little Ghosts by WTFWonder Little Ghosts :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 25 8 Being Shadowed by WTFWonder Being Shadowed :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 7 6 Can't Hear You by WTFWonder Can't Hear You :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 13 6 Jack's Frosty Ladies by WTFWonder Jack's Frosty Ladies :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 15 16 Guillermo's Tooth Fairies by WTFWonder Guillermo's Tooth Fairies :iconwtfwonder:WTFWonder 5 4


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Favourite genre of music: ALL OF THEM
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He's gone back out to the stars he left for us.
Goodbye, David Bowie. Tell them you had a grand time down here.


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WritingArtist14 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy DeviantART Birthday ~ Happy Belated Birthday! ~  Happy DeviantART Birthday 
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ballons ~ Happy Belated Birthday! ~ ballons 
LindaMarieAnson Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the watch! :iconspazhugplz:
WTFWonder Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015
Your art is too gorgeous not to gander at! :)
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thelavendercat Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015
Happy birthday, my dearest bosom buddy!…
WTFWonder Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
Thank you, Kronk. :heart: :heart: :heart:
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WTFWonder Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
My eye! D:
RatherSketchy Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sorry! I was aiming for your nose!
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